careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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