I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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