Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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