I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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