she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I puked a lego.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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