Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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