Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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