I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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