its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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