you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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