Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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