"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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