just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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