May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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