Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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