Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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