At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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