Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
True college students do jello shots in the library
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