there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Come on in and take your pants off
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