He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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