I don't have enough holes for all these australians
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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