he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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