Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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