whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Ketchup is God's man juice
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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