best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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