false alarm. still invincible.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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