girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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