youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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