So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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