we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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