you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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