just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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