More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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