And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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