Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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