Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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