She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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