were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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