fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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