i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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