You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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