It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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