girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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