Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
