If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
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