I wish i was in the wii world.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This is the high leading the old right now
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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