I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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