just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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