Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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