I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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