elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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