can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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