don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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